PantherHow: How to Ask Someone to Prom

It's spring, which means it's time for prom Panthers! If you haven't asked your date yet or are stumped on unique ideas about how to ask them, look no further because we've got you covered.

Disclaimer: The following steps are satire and The Red and Blue does not recommend using them to actually ask someone to prom.

Step 1- Stalk Them

Follow your prospective date to find out things they like. Find out what type of music they listen to, what toothpaste they use, and whether or not they pour their milk before their cereal. You should be able to recite their credit card information and social security number before you move on to the next step.

Step 2- Ignore Them

Once they notice that you keep following them where ever they go they will want to confront you about it. This is a trap, so ignore them. People realize just how much they care about certain people when they haven't seen them in a while. This is what we are trying to achieve.

Step 3- Write A Song

With all of the information that you gathered about them, begin to write a song. You can either hire a Soundcloud rapper to make a sick beat, or use an instrumental from High School Musical.

Step 4- Kidnap Them

Ask a group of your friends to pretend to kidnap your date. Have them dress in all black to add to the scary effect.

Step 5- Flash Mob

Have your friends drive your date to a secluded area where a flash mob or singers and dancers will be waiting. Once your date gets out of the car tell the singers to start singing the song you wrote. Ask them to prom immediately after the singing starts to fully maximize the surprise.

And that’s it! We guarantee your date will love your promposal. It will not only attract the attention of the police, but will also attract the attention of your date. Have fun at the enchanted garden prom!


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